Some words of wisdom related to the workspace

If at first you don't succeed, try again. Then quit. No use being a damn fool about it

I love deadlines. I especially like the whooshing sound they make as they go flying by

I don't suffer from stress. I am a carrier

You are slower than a herd of turtles stampeding through peanut butter

Never delay the ending of a meeting or the beginning of a cocktail hour

To err is human, to forgive is not our policy

Everything can be filed under 'miscellaneous'

Don't be irreplaceable - if you can't be replaced, you can't be promoted

Why should I have to WORK for everything?! It's like saying I don't deserve it!

I don't need to compromise my principles, because they don't have the slightest bearing on what happens to me anyway

HR- Investment Banking style

Savage Technology  

"Oh sure, we'll get back to you shortly"

They always want your feedback

Comme un ami Patrick Imam

Knock Knock

Organisation

Butter the Bread

Remember the proverbial "Oh, we operates in a very non-hierarchical manner here...."

Speaking the Lingo